14

Nov

Drainspotting Revisited

Topic: Family and Friends, Japan 2007
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I finally fixed the pictures in my Drainspotting in Japan post from last year (the plugin I used before Shashin for managing my pictures doesn’t work with recent versions of WordPress, so I’ve been slowly working through my older posts to fix the pictures). Pink Tentacle has a photo collection of some of the more dazzling Japanese manhole covers, as well as pictures of what may be the most manhole infested street in the world - a quiet street in Tokyo’s Setagaya ward, with 85 manholes over a 200 meter stretch of pavement.

It looks like Prague is also a good city for drainspotting. I mention this because we’re planning a trip to Prague next summer. Maria is going to be in charge of a group of Villanova students who will be there to study for a summer semester. Maria will be there for two months with the boys, and I’ll join them for the last few weeks (so I need to save up all my vacation time between now and then).

Don’t worry though, I’ll look up from the ground every now and then to see what else the city has to offer ;-)

14

Oct

The Trillion Dollar Meltdown

Topic: Politics
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A couple of weeks ago, Maria got a copy of the book The Trillion Dollar Meltdown. It’s been on her reading list since it came out about 6 months ago, but she had a backlog of books to read, so she’s just getting to it now. The author, Charles Morris, actually wrote the book about a year ago. I’ve only read the Foreward so far - it’s amazingly prescient, and concisely describes the sources of the current market turmoil in a way that is much more lucid than most of what I’m currently seeing in the media:

The sad truth, however, is that subprime is just the first big boulder in an avalanche of asset writedowns that will rattle on through much of 2008. An overhang of subprime-like assets, at least as large, is sitting in corporate debt, commercial mortgages, credit cards, and other portfolios. Even municipal bonds may be at risk. Loss estimates of $400 billion to $500 billion barely get you halfway where.

We are accustomed to thinking of bubbles and crashes in terms of specific markets — like junk bonds, commercial real estate, and tech stocks. Overpriced assets are like poison mushrooms. You eat them, you get sick, you learn to avoid them.

A credit bubble is different. Credit is the air that financial markets breathe, and when the air is poisoned, there’s no place to hide.

Here is a crude gauge of the credit bubble. Not long ago, the sum of all financial assets–stocks, bonds, loans, mortgages, and the like, which are claims on real things–were about equal to global GDP. Now they are approaching four times global GDP. Financial derivatives, a form of claim upon financial assets, now have notional values of more than ten times global GDP.

The soaring ratio of credit to real output is a measure of leverage, or financial risk. Think of an inverted pyramid. The more claims are piled on top of real output, the more wobbly the pyramid becomes.

…By March [2007] I was convinced that the bubble was vastly greater than I had imagined… I expected the mother of all crashes by mid-2008 or so.

My only complaint to Maria was that I wish she had gotten the book about 2 weeks earlier! It would have motivated me to finally take my retirement savings out of the stock market - something I’d been considering for a while now. I was waiting only because I hadn’t made the time to research where else to put it. Now I’m seriously regretting not having acted sooner. At this point I think I’ll cross my fingers for at least a modest recovery before pulling out.

The reason I was thinking about pulling out - well before the recent turmoil - was because of an article I read four years ago, which I was able to dig up just now, thanks to the wonders of The Google:

Mr. Logue [who retired in 1994], a Massachusetts Institute of Technology graduate, decided to go back and check his own records. Would he have done better investing his money than the bureaucrats at the Social Security Administration?

He recorded all the payroll taxes he paid into the system (including the matching amount from his employer), tracked down the return the Social Security Trust Fund earned for each of the 45 years, and then compared the result with what he would have gotten had he been able to invest the same amount of payroll tax money over the same period in the Dow Jones Industrial Average (including dividends).

To his surprise, the Social Security investment won out: $261,372 versus $255,499, a difference of $5,873.

It’s an astonishing finding. The DJIA represents blue-chip stocks. Social Security invests in US Treasury bonds. Over long periods of time, stocks have consistently outperformed bonds. So, you would think that Logue’s theoretical stock investments from 1950 to 1994 would have surely outpaced the return on government bonds.

The fact that they didn’t illustrates one of the hard truths about stock investing: Timing matters.

Although Logue started pouring money into Social Security in the 1950s and early 1960s, some of the best years for stocks, he hadn’t accumulated a lot of money.

So the gains of his theoretical stock portfolio would have been limited.

By the time he had substantial sums, the market swooned for long periods. From 1965 to 1982, for instance, the DJIA made no progress. Logue retired before the real run-up in stocks in the latter half of the late 1990s.

My sense is that my market timing will likely match Mr. Logue’s. The 1920s saw a market boom, followed by the Great Depression, and the stock market didn’t regain its values from the 20s until the mid 1950s. Then the markets stagnated from the mid 1960s to the mid 1980s, before taking off again in the mid 1990s. My hunch is that we’re following this pattern again now, so we’re in for another 20 to 30 years of poorly performing markets (as noted in the Morris quote above, there are likely still other shoes to drop, from derivatives based on credit card debt, commercial real estate, etc). There probably won’t be another boom until around the time I retire. I’ll likely be better off (both psychologically and financially) with my retirement money somewhere other than the stock market.

30

Sep

Turning Over an Old Leaf

Topic: Family and Friends
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I’ve blogged very little over the past several months, as the candy business and my web consulting work were keeping me incredibly busy. I’ve recently come to realize that, unfortunately, the candy business isn’t going to make it. It turns out there was a good reason the market for imported Japanese hand-made candy was wide open - it’s not a viable market. The production and import costs are too high, and the market niche is too small. But I did master the dense, intricate web of FDA and Custom regulations for importing food. At first I thought I’d get help from a consultant, but FDA consultants demand $800 per 15 minutes (yup, $2400/hour, but they prefer to pitch the number for 15 minutes). So I figured it all out on my own, and we got two shipments through FDA, USDA, Customs, and FAA inspections without a hitch. We’ll keep selling the political candies we have until the end of the campaign season, and then we’ll shut down the business.

The idea behind my web consulting was to keep some income flowing while we got the candy business going. It’s not something I wanted to do full time, and I’ve already wound down my consulting work, save for one project that’s almost finished.

So what’s next? I’ve actually been back full-time at the U Penn School of Medicine’s Information Services (SOMIS) for about a month now. I started here in 2004 as a web developer, and at the time I left at the end of 2007, I was a project manager. Now I’m back as a senior developer. At least one thing I’ve gained this past year is clarity on the kind of work that I find rewarding. When I left SOMIS last year, I told my co-workers that part of me felt crazy for leaving. It turns out that part of me was right, and I consider myself very lucky for having the opportunity to come back (especially given the current state of the economy). We have a good team, the clients aren’t insane, and the work is challenging but not pull-your-hair-out stressful.

And as you can see, my blog has a new design, although it still needs a little work. I intend to get back to blogging regularly, and I have a big backlog of pictures to post from the summer.

27

Jun

Introducing Kai’s Candy Company

Topic: Family and Friends, WordPress and Web Programming
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The home page for Kai's Candy Company, featuring Obama and McCain candiesThe home page for Kai’s Candy Company, featuring Obama and McCain candies
The home page for Kai’s Candy Company, featuring Obama and McCain candies

My blog has been quiet recently, as I’ve been focused on creating and launching the site for my new business, Kai’s Candy Company. Our goal with the company is to seek out the most unusual, fun, and tasty candies from around the world, and sell them! We’re starting with Obama and McCain candies that we’ve made especially for the 2008 Presidential campaign. The candies are hand made by artisans in Japan, using traditional kumi ame (rolled candy) techniques.

We also have a Halloween candy poll that’s waiting for your vote! Your votes will help us decide which candy designs to pick for our Halloween candies.

14

Jan

Tae Kwan Do with Master Hwang

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My blog has been quiet recently, as I’m now working for myself, and so far I’m incredibly busy. I’m laying the groundwork for several projects (which is another way of saying I’m not exactly raking in cash yet). Also, I’ve been slowed down by another major flare up with my back. I never fully recovered from when I re-injured it last spring. So last week I went to my doctor for advise, and he sent me to a physical therapist. When I went in to see the therapist I just had some mild but persist discomfort, but after she was done with me, I was in so much pain I could stand up for only a few minutes at a time. That was almost a week ago, and things haven’t improved much.

So I’ve decided to not go back to her, and instead I’m placing myself in the capable hands of Master Hwang, my Tae Kwan Do teacher. He’s been teaching for 30 years and is a genuine, seriously tough character (he used to train the Army Special Forces). When you enter his studio the first thing you notice is the large American and Korean flags. The next thing you notice is his version of the 10 commandments hanging on the wall. “Be loyal to your country” is number one (I think there’s something about your spouse at number 5 or 6). He teaches the class in a mixture of Korean and English - we’re expected to learn all of the Korean Tae Kwan Do terminology (I’m finding Korean is much more difficult to pronounce than Japanese). At the same time, he genuinely cares a great deal about his students, and is really wonderful with the kids in their classes.

I’ve been taking classes with him for about 5 months now (I’m currently an orange belt). I went to see him after my incident with the therapist, to tell him I probably shouldn’t come to class until I recovered. He wasn’t about to let me do that. He told me to lay down on the floor, and he gave me the most incredibly brutal, incredibly good back massage I’ve ever experienced. I was startled at how aggressive he was with it. It’s not like he took x-rays first to assess my condition before practically breaking me in half. But I can’t argue with the results - he managed to crack my back in all the right places and, for a while, relieve the intense pressure I was feeling at the base of my spine. I’m still a long way from being recovered, but I have to say I feel better when I’m exercising in his class than anywhere else. So I fully intend to stick with it, and hopefully my back will start to feel better soon.

12

Dec

Hand is Better, Mostly

Topic: Family and Friends
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My hand has healed, but the index finger and ring finger are rotated now, making it difficult for me to write
My hand has healed, but the index finger and ring finger are rotated now, making it difficult for me to write

I got my cast off on Monday (after breaking my hand a month ago), and I’m thrilled to have my left hand back. It’s still a bit sore and swollen, and I can’t do things like make a fist yet, but the doctor said it should be better within a week. He doesn’t think I need any physical therapy: I’m just working on squeezing one of those stress balls regularly, and periodically putting pressure on my knuckles, so my fingers will go straight again (the tendons need to be stretched out since my fingers were curled in the cast for a month).

The one disappointment is that I don’t entirely have the normal function that the doctor said I would. For most tasks, the rotation of my index and ring fingers is not a problem. But I’ve discovered it’s a real problem for writing and using chopsticks. The way I hold a pen for writing involves all my fingers, and now my ring finger is getting in the way of my pinky. So I’m experimenting with new ways to hold pens and chopsticks. It’s really strange - I keep having the feeling “this isn’t my hand - who took my hand? - I’d like it back now.” It’s frustrating, but I’m sure once I figure out a new way to write and get used to it, it will come to feel completely normal.

14

Nov

Crooked Fingers (on my hand, not the band)

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The metacarpals below my two middle fingers are rotated
The metacarpals below my two middle fingers are rotated

Below the two middle fingers in my left hand, my broken metacarpals are healing, but they are rotated. As you can see in the picture, they’re not pointing in the same direction as my pinky and index finger. The doctor I saw yesterday assured me that I will nonetheless have completely normal function once they’re done healing. They’ll just look a little funny. He said he could fix it with surgery, but it would require attaching a plate and 3 screws for each break…, so I decided to live with the crooked fingers. I keep finding myself trying to push them back where they should be anyway - straighten up you fingers! But it doesn’t seem to make a difference - they just go right back to doing their own thing ;-)

I had a heck of a time even getting the appointment. I was given two bad referrals in a row (one to a doctor who’s no longer in the area, and another who no longer does hand work). I finally just took care of it myself, and then had to make a few calls back to my primary care doctor to get a retroactive referral. Now I have to go to a 3rd place for x-rays, because my insurance won’t cover x-rays done at my hand doctor’s hospital. Of course, the way things are these days, I’m lucky to have insurance at all, even if it’s ridiculously over-bureaucratized.

12

Nov

At Last, I Can Hang With Bob Dole and Rick Allen

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What do I have in common now with former Presidential candidate Bob Dole and Def Leppard drummer Rick Allen? I’ve only got one good arm. Luckily for me though, it’s a temporary situation. On Saturday morning I fell down the stairs in my house and broke 2 bones in my left hand (the 3rd and 4th metacarpals - the bones that run down from the two middle fingers to the base of the hand). I came down hard on the side of my hand, and at first thought I’d dislocated my fingers, so I popped them back into place. And yes - just like you saw in Lethal Weapon when Riggs dislocated and then re-located his shoulder - it really, really hurt (but I don’t think I carried it off with quite the same tough guy stoicism of Mel Gibson ;-) ). The emergency room doctor later explained to me (after seeing the x-rays), that I didn’t dislocate my fingers - when I thought I was popping them back in, I was actually setting the broken bones back in place.

I’m hoping to see a doctor today or tomorrow for a cast - right now I’m still in a “temporary” splint from the emergency room. The problem with getting hurt on a Saturday morning is that it’s hard to reach a regular doctor over the weekend to schedule a follow-up visit. The upside of getting hurt on a Saturday morning is that the emergency room is empty, so there’s no wait - Philadelphia’s Friday night violent crime victims are all patched up, and the Saturday afternoon sporting and home improvement injuries haven’t started flowing in yet.

Unfortunately, this actually affects Maria even more than me. I can’t wash dishes, I can’t get Eidan in his car seat, I can’t open a jar, and so on. She has an incredibly busy schedule right now, so we’ve been scrambling to rearrange our division of labor with the boys and around the house, to try finding a reasonable balance between one handed vs. two handed activities. So far it’s been a challenge, but I think we’ll be able to find a new balance.

The interesting part is sorting out my handedness. I’m not quite ambidextrous - some things I do equally well with either hand (swinging a baseball bat, eating) but for most things I’m only good with one hand. Which one varies depending on the task (writing with my left, throwing a ball with my right). It’s proving to be kind of random which tasks I’m adapting to easily with my right hand and which I’m not: learning to shave with my right hand has been no problem, but brushing my teeth has been awkward. I guess it’s a sign of the times that I’m actually glad I lost the use of my writing hand and not the hand I use with the mouse.

I’ll try to keep blogging, but I may go with an emphasis on photos for a while. One handed typing was a novelty for about 3 minutes - it gets old fast ;-) .

5

Nov

Mystery Revealed

Topic: Family and Friends
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I can now explain why I stopped blogging for a month.

I’m going to leave my position at Penn at the end of the year. It’s the best place I’ve ever worked, so it’s not because of job dissatisfaction. Part of me thinks I must be crazy to leave. The reason is that Maria and I have come up with several business ideas we want to pursue. We’ve been making slow progress on them since we got back from Japan, but if any of them are going to have a chance of really getting off the ground, I need to dive in whole-heartedly. (I should point out Maria is not leaving her job no matter what happens - she loves what she’s doing and where she’s doing it.)

We came back from Japan with two ideas, and figured we’d try to pick one to focus on. Instead, we ended up adding two more. Unfortunately I still can’t go into much detail about a lot of it, but here’s what I can say publicly:

  • One is a software application that I’ve developed (it’s currently in prototype form), and I think there may be a market for it. I’m working with a friend of mine in California to see if we can generate some interest from the venture capital community there.
  • Another is an ecommerce site, selling really cool hand-made candies from a certain foreign country (take your best guess which one) that no one is currently selling online in the US.
  • A consulting business, along the lines of the Eurasia Group, but with a somewhat different focus. This has a lot of different aspects to it, and primarily involves Maria and several of her colleagues. But an aspect that interests me is E-government. It’s exciting because it fuses the two fields where I have professional experience and training: political science and internet technology. First, however, I have about 10 years worth of e-government literature to catch up on…
  • Web consulting: I’ve heard several horror stories over the years from friends and acquaintances who’ve paid ridiculous amounts of money for really lousy web sites. I figure if there’s room in the market to sustain people who do a bad job, there’s room for people who do a good job too. I’ve found someone to work with here in the Philadelphia area who specializes in the marketing and design side of the web business, which isn’t my strong suit. I’m interested in this partly because I think I have a good shot at being successful with it, and partly because I’m hoping it’ll serve as a sort of glue that can hold things together for me financially as we see how the other ventures go. The idea is that I can ramp up or ramp down on it as the other projects warrant (of course, that’s assuming I can find work when I need it). Penn is planning to hire me back on a part-time basis as soon as I leave my regular position, and I have a couple other small projects lined up, so I’m off to a good start.

I should know by the end of the year whether there’s any investment interest in my software. And the candy project is well underway, but we’re expecting it to take another 3 or 4 months before we’re ready to go live with it. So… stay tuned :-)

2

Nov

Prendere Una Toppa

Topic: Family and Friends
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About a month ago I set up a Google alert for my last name, Toppa. I was thinking it’d be a fun way to see what other Toppas out there are up to. It’s a rare name (outside of Newport RI anyway), and so far every Toppa I’ve encountered has at least some distant family relationship. It looks like the “other” Mike Toppa is doing well in the world of yachting - here’s a profile of him.

I quickly learned that I needed to modify the alert to exclude anything that also mentioned “tengen.” Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is a Japanese anime series that apparently has a devoted following, as people are out there blogging about it like crazy. It turns out that Toppa means “breakthrough” in Japanese.

Toppa is an Italian name, but until now I didn’t know if it had any particular meaning. In my latest Google alert, I discovered there’s not only a restaurant in Italy bearing the family name - Trattoria La Toppa - but that it also has a, um, rather interesting meaning:

After our day’s sightseeing, we eschewed the hotel’s fine cuisine for a real Italian treat, an al fresco dinner at a trattoria called La Toppa, in the ancient village of San Donato In Poggio. It was a five-course feast, prepared by a family of cooks using recipes handed down the generations.

La Toppa is derived from the Italian expression “prendere una toppa”. It means “to get drunk”.

And lastly, if you visit Guiseppe Silvestrini’s site, you can listen to - and download the sheet music for - a polka called “La Toppa” (it’s the 8th one on the list).