All Battered Up
Tonight Kai got his hands on an old phone battery and - putting on his best mock-angry face - waved it in my face and said “I’m gonna batter you up.” Then he poked me in the arm with it, said “zzzt” and “there, you’re all charged up.”
Not long after that, he went upstairs with Maria, and she saw something that made her say “oh my goodness,” to which Kai replied “oh my badness.” Clever monkey.
