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Ask Kosh

Ask Kosh is one of the few pages that has survived the many revisions to my site over the years. It dates from about 1997. It uses a very simple randomizer script, giving a magic 8-ball kind of response to the questions you pose. Kosh was a character from the TV show Babylon 5 who always spoke very cryptically. So take a trip back in time, to when having a black background for your web page was really cool.

Ask Kosh
Kosh
The Babylon 5 Webring

Inquiring minds want to know

Enter Your Question Below:

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You have questions, and Kosh has the answers, but are you wise enough to understand him? Remember that Kosh is quite reclusive – click on him first to see if he’s feeling talkative. Even if he is, you might not get a friendly answer.

Download

I’ve collected all the Koshisms used in Ask Kosh into a single .zip file, which I’m happy to share with other Kosh fans. It also contains several additional samples that are not used in Ask Kosh (but don’t expect it to contain every word he has ever said).

Download koshisms.zip (size: 1.7Mb)

Notoriety

Total TV Top 10Way back when, Ask Kosh was selected by Total TV magazine as one of the 10 best Babylon 5 sites (Total TV is no longer published).


All of the images and sounds used in Ask Kosh are copyright © and trademark ™ PTN Consortium and Warner Bros.

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7 Responses to “Ask Kosh”

  1. May 30th, 2008 at 8:24 am

    Capt John Sheridan says:

    Well, as answers go, short, to the point, utterly useless, and totally consistent with what I’ve come to expect from a Vorlon.

  2. January 19th, 2009 at 1:53 am

    Michael says:

    A window pops up with no content (HTML lists header, body, etc. but no data).

    Running Firefox 3.0.5

    We are all Kosh, thanks for keeping this around.

  3. April 4th, 2009 at 11:17 pm

    João Paulo Cursino says:

    Absovorlonlutely brilliant. I am watching B5 for the first time, just finished watching season 1, and wish you all the luck.

  4. May 16th, 2009 at 2:19 am

    MIZIEYA says:

    Fewking Brilliant – I love Kosh.

  5. September 2nd, 2009 at 3:46 am

    JamesSavik says:

    I have always been here.

  6. October 24th, 2009 at 1:52 am

    The Doctor says:

    Hi. Ask Kosh was one of my favorite websites when I was in undergrad many years ago, and I used it to introduce not a few of my friends to B5 when it was still on the air. On a lark I keyed in your familiar URL this morning, and lo and behold it was still around.

    I still love this page. Thank you for keeping it around well into the twenty-first century.

  7. February 20th, 2010 at 6:19 pm

    Cyndi says:

    Well, when I poked into Ask Kosh in 1997, he agreed to be my prom date.

    And he never showed.

    Guess all that Vorlon business screwed up his schedule. Don’t worry, I forgive him XD!!

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