Archive for April, 2004

Program Your VCR - It’s a Bush Press Conference!

Actually, don’t program your VCR - it’s bound to be incredibly dull. That’s the way it goes when the whole thing is scripted. I guess it only seems exciting because his press conferences are so rare. I had always thought the ability to speak extemperaneously with even a modest level of skill was a pre-requisite for the Presidency, but apparently not.

The recent flare-ups in Iraq have me genuinely agitated. As quoted in this New York Times article: “Six months of work is completely gone,” said a State Department official working in southern Iraq. “There is nothing to show for it.” Although I don’t think we should have gone into Iraq, now that we’re there, I don’t want to see us fail. So these events are disheartening, and they raise an important question.

Rumsfeld recently said the Iraqi uprisings were a “test of will.” While that’s true, I’d also say they are a test of purpose. What is the end goal? The first Gulf War involved a lot of debate over goals and “exit strategies,” but the political capital handed to the Bush administration by 9/11 gave it the maneuvering room to avoid such debates. With all the media attention being given to the handover of soveriegnty to the Iraqi governing council this summer, I imagine many think that is the goal. But it is at best a meager step. From what I’ve read, most Iraqis see the council as an American puppet, so I have grave doubts about how much authority they’ll really be able to exercise (other than at the point of a US gun). The US troops are not leaving anytime in the foreseeable future. I imagine the Bush plan is to keep a large contingent there until the country is “stabilized.” But I doubt it will ever stabilize while the troops are there: the New York Times article I linked to above points out that a factor in the uprising was the Israeli assassination of Sheik Ahmed Yassin, and that Sadr has announced he is opening the Iraqi chapters of Hamas and Hezbollah. Do you see where this is going? Every time we engage in urban shootouts, every time innocents are caught in the crossfire, and every time we raid Iraqi homes looking for suspected miltants, we are essentially performing a recruitment drive for Sadr and his ilk. But if we don’t clamp down and strike back, then the militants will perceive us as weak and continue to foment rebellion anyway. As the Israelis and Palestinians have learned, it’s a downward spiral that has no end. We’ve focused on a series of “bad guys” in Iraq since the invasion. But removing a specific bad guy (like Sadr) doesn’t solve much - they only have power because they are tapping into feelings held by a lot of people. Things get very ugly when your troops can’t distinguish “the enemy” from “innocent civilians”, which leads me to invoke the “V” word - Vietnam.

Bush was actually asked specifically about the Vietnam comparison, before the invasion. This is from his March 2003 press conference:

QUESTION: …What can you say tonight, sir, to the sons and the daughters of the Americans who served in Vietnam to assure them that you will not lead this country down a similar path in Iraq?

BUSH: It’s a great question. Our mission is clear in Iraq. Should we have to go in, our mission is very clear: disarmament. In order to disarm, it will mean regime change. I’m confident that we’ll be able to achieve that objective in a way that minimizes the loss of life. No doubt there’s risks with any military operation. I know that. But it’s very clear what we intend to do. And our mission won’t change. The mission is precisely what I just stated. We’ve got a plan that will achieve that mission should we need to send forces in.

It’s clearly an inadequate answer, as it says nothing about what happens afterwards. Given the specificity and clarity of his response, it actually implies an “in and out” operation, but that clearly would not have been a realistic plan. To be fair, earlier in the press conference he did mention helping the Iraqis rebuild post-Saddam, but he didn’t get into what that might involve (in fact, prior the invasion, the Bush administration made barely any mention of what would happen in post-Saddam Iraq). If Bush said what he must have known - “and after that we’ll need to get into the messy and very expensive work of stabilizing the whole country and somehow setting up a new government that Iraqis will perceive as legitimate” he would have really opened up a can of worms for himself. It’s extraordinarly difficult to instill western values (democracy) and a US-friendly disposition in a place that has no history of either. The only example in the Middle East is Turkey, and it’s not exactly a shining star (and it has a unique history of internal changes to account for what successes it has achieved). It’s even harder to succeed, if not impossible, when such change is brought at the point of a gun. But since the press conference was scripted, no one had the opportunity to ask that tough follow-up question.

Happy Easter! Peep Show!

These pictures are from the folks I worked with last Fall (also at Penn, but in a different office from where I am now). The people I work with now don’t harbor the same antipathy towards Peeps.

Peep GuillotinePeep Guillotine
Scully and the Schwa alien perform a Peep autopsyScully and the Schwa alien perform a Peep autopsy

Spam = The Essence of Evil

I’ve put my feedback form back on the site, and I’m fairly confident that it’s spam proof now. It checks the HTTP referrer (amusingly, this environment variable has been canonized in misspelled form as HTTP_REFERER) and, more importantly, it disallows certain special characters in the email headers. I think that’s how the spammers got me before. A word to the wise if you have any kind of web form that sends email: don’t allow \ or % in any of the form fields - these can be used as footholds to hack into the email headers.

And now I’ve got spammers using the “comment” feature of my blog to spam me with get rich quick schemes and breast enlargement offers. I’m happy with the size of my breasts, thanks. Fortunately, Movable Type includes some nice banning features that will hopefully be sufficient to stem the tide.

What a pain.

Up With the Sun

Going to work early in the morning is like being in a secret club. Up until around 6:15AM, everyone is friendly and polite. Even the subway drivers pleasantly announce what train you’re on, what the time is, and where you’re headed (normally they don’t say anything). But the size of the club has grown considerably over the past month, and these pleasantries have faded as a result. Everyone’s been pushing and shoving their way onto the trains like it was rush hour. The reason the club has grown is that the sun has been rising steadily earlier, and apparently a lot of people get up with the sun, regardless of what their clocks say.

So I’m happy to report that today - the first work day after daylight savings started - it’s dark and cold at 6 AM again. The club is smaller than ever now: the up-with-the-sun people are still in bed, and I think even some of the regulars are having a hard time adjusting to the time change. Most importantly, everyone is nice again. It’s an important consolation for getting up so early!

Kitchen Windows

I bought 3 new windows for our kitchen last summer. These are “new construction” windows, not replacement windows, as we wanted to replace one window with a smaller one, and the frames for the other two didn’t look to be in very good shape. We just recently hired a contractor to install them. Originally I wanted to do it myself, but I lacked the equipment for capping the windows with aluminum (as our house has aluminum siding). And it turned out to be a fairly big job, so I’m glad I didn’t do it - it took the contractor a couple days, but it probably would have taken me 3 times as long. Here are some pictures.

This was the contractor’s aluminum “break” which he used to make the capping for the windows - not a tool I’m ready to invest in!This was the contractor’s aluminum “break” which he used to make the capping for the windows - not a tool I’m ready to invest in!
The rubble pile from just one of the old windows - a lot more than you’d expect!The rubble pile from just one of the old windows - a lot more than you’d expect!
Exterior view of the new pantry window. We got one shorter than the original window, as we added counters in the pantry, and the original window came down too low. (The contractor is coming back to finish the siding).Exterior view of the new pantry window. We got one shorter than the original window, as we added counters in the pantry, and the original window came down too low. (The contractor is coming back to finish the siding).
Interior view of the pantry window. I told the contractor I’d take care of the interior patching, since I’m comfortable doing that work. So far I’ve just cut and mounted the drywall. (We’ve temporarily removed the cabinets from under the window.)Interior view of the pantry window. I told the contractor I’d take care of the interior patching, since I’m comfortable doing that work. So far I’ve just cut and mounted the drywall. (We’ve temporarily removed the cabinets from under the window.)
The main kitchen windows. As you can see, we’re close to our neighbors on this side!The main kitchen windows. As you can see, we’re close to our neighbors on this side!

Slashdotted

I recently came across this very cool Logarithmic Map of the Universe, which led me to learn what it means to be Slashdotted (that’s what happened to the Map site the day it was featured on Slashdot).

Human After All

One thing I don’t think I’ve mentioned yet here in the blog is my work schedule: I get up at 5 to go to work, and then I’m home by 3:30. At that point Kai and Maria are home, and then I watch Kai for the rest of the day so Maria can get in a couple more hours of work. So Maria and I both work full time, but Kai doesn’t have to spend the whole day at pre-school.

It’s working out well, but I’ve recently learned I’m human after all. Today is my 2-month anniversary at my new job, and over the past few days I’ve had a really hard time getting up in the morning. Previously I had been jumping out of bed, ready to go, usually right before the alarm went off. But no more - now the “bzzz bzzz bzzz’ of the alarm slowly rouses me from deep sleep. I guess the new schedule has finally made the transition from “novelty” to “routine” and now my body is fighting back. It’s hard making myself go to bed early enough so that I get enough sleep before getting up at 5!